Monday, August 13, 2007

Im proud of myself!!!

Since form 3 i suppose, everyone calling me what??? tao gei blablabla... whatever lah.

Just because i look young??

HACK!! Not everyone got baby face one okay!!Especially GIRLS.

And not everyone has a pleasant cheerful face. Like Deng said,im born with a
grumpy face... *note: pleasant cheerful face. Which means, can be a smiley face, but not a hamsap smiley face like chooyang.. hahaa

ChooYang, with his hamsap smiley face. Frankly speaking, sometimes he look even more hamsap!!

Seriously, i dont and never bother to make myself a hot chiq or what-so-ever lah.. I will never want to be a super-sissy freak.... it's just eewwww.. no life man!! everyday care bout hair, nails, blablabla...nothing better else to do meh?!!?

I want to be COOL =)

Guys, let's just be pracmatic lah kay... you wanted a hot chic. But does that chiq wants you?!?!

Now she's a sizzling hot stuff.

5 yrs later???

Okay, she might still stay HOT... some maybe hotter than ever.

10 yrs down the line??

still hot???

15 yrs later, after marriage and pregnancy????

what makes you think she's stiill hot?!!?!?

I tell you what. According to my observation, Hot chiqs usually look more mature.

And guess what?? After u'v tie your knot with your chiq rite..

5 yrs later..
10 yrs later..

You'll find that she look old, hagged... espacially woman, when comes to the age of 30, the sign of aging and all sort of beauty problem surface... then what u have in the end is just an Old Timun!!

She may be 40 yrs old, with make up on she might look like a 40 yrs old woman, some a lil terrible cases might look like 45 yrs old!! But without all the foundation eye shadow mascara blusher and whatever creams, they look like a 50 yrs old ah-mah!!!

Statistic studies shows that woman age faster than men. VERY TRUE!!

So, do you want your wife to look nice for just couple years or for a lifetime??? And i'm sure you wouldn't want everyone asking you eh is that your elder sis?? when u'r out with her, by your side to mall or wherever....

So later, many yrs down the road, the dao gei looking me... Okay lah, use back age 40 lah. At 40, thank you baby face, thank you!!! i look probably like a 36 years old young looking mother, without make up. So which means, With make up, i might even look 10 yrs younger than my real age hahaahahahahahhaaaa....

Then whenever im out with my dear hubby, everyone will ask, eh is that you second wife??
(its suppose to be a joke)

OR

When im out with my kids, perhaps their friends will ask them, eh is that your step-mum?? or probably, WAH your parent got you all a chinese maid so cun ah?? (yes its a joke too) or just direct ones, hey your mum look fantastic!! how old is she?? my kid/s: 40! reply: woah!!! she look too young for that!!!

YESSSS!!!!!

My Kids are gonna be proud of their mum..for looking great and their friends will, just jealous that they dont have a cool, sporting, very open minded young looking mum.. but their dad got them some old naggy freak at home that haunts their wonderful teen years!!

My hubby's gonna love me more because all his frens, during their young days, eyed for a hot stufff and got themselves a hot stuff that turns into a lou-wong-kua... but him, his dear wife still stays great =) and everyone else will just live their lives in jealousy and envy(of him) and regrets hahahahahahaha

Now u all know why so many husband cheats on their wife?? Yes!! WOMAN U PLAY A BIG ROLE TOO.....


huahuahuahuahuahuahua.....


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I couldn't make it for the hair thingy. It's on Tuesday!! and dad says 100 bucks only!?!!? No way man, i dowan u come back with a punky hair!!!

which means, its a NO.

Deng: if u'r interested i can give you the number and all other details

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why the sudden post on your appearance??

-Littlenicky- said...

hahaa... that thought came when hamster they all call brian dao gei haha then suddenly thought of it hahahaa.... thats all =)