shake your bootyyyyy...

OMG i am so pissed off!!

You know the nail polish contest you guys have helped me? I tell you hor superly angry. I was at first almost leading and now super far behind.

HOW CAN SOMEONE GET 70 VOTES IN JUST ONE FREAKING NIGHT?!?!!??!!!!

Like I said, i was almost leading, and I thought ok lah been acting pathetic and bimbo-ish for about a week sunday rest only lah. Manatau Sunday Midnight my sister checked, and there's this girl newly joined the contest and kick everybody's asses.

AND NOT TO MENTION, suddenly the girl who was leading has 80+ votes. From 24 to 80!!! WTF

Was it because i chose to rest on a wrong day or my social circles are just way too small?

Oh wait, my social circles are small. I dont have many many friends, but my friends are all great people. I dont have friends that run away when i needed help i dont have friends that stay away when u need a shoulder...

I do know many people and I know I have yet to ask everyone I know and the thing is I only talk to the few great people in my life and I rarely talk to any other friends. Anyway my point is I dont wanna be a person who comes to you only when I needed help then pat pat backside go off when I've got what I wanted.

I've met this kind of people and i dont like them so i do not want to behave like them. In fact, I already feel so bad for asking people I dont really talk much to like Hamster and some ex classmates...

And I really dont understand, how the hell u get 100 votes? Not to brag or self praise or what, I'm a nice person and I open mouth ppl normally help except for my nasty cousin Justin. And my sister helped me with 20+ maybe 30 votes, another cousin has brought in another 10 maybe? And I think I'm very grateful and flattered already lor.

But now u have 100 -_- are you trying to suggest that you're a even nicer person than me? OK, fine maybe I should give a benefit of doubt, maybe u have 4 siblings who so happen to be as free as my sister day and night helping me to beg for votes.

Ok. Maybe that's the case.

So now, eventhough I have about 60 something near to 70 votes, u think I should continue begging for more? The highest number of "like" so far is 103...zzzzz

Hot Air Balloon fiesta

I didnt go because ... it rained.

First year, i didn't know about it. Last year I had class -_- and this year thanks to the unpredictable weather I'm again an envious ulu stalking on other's fb photos.

Maybe hot air balloon and me mou yun fan. Lol

Brenda was a darling to Whatsapp the fatty about the event and told him to surprise me by bringing me there. He said he will try his best to finish up his assignment (which to me, assignment = WOW). But since no big balloon to ride he hit the gym instead. On a Sunday -_-

So I spend my lazy Sunday afternoon learning to tie cun-ted hair

Look at the twisted braid ^^

And, I've mastered fish tail braid hehehe. It's easier to tie when ur hair is long enough and non layered (or maybe very little layer).

I tell you I seriously think I am studying the wrong thing! I should be in the beauty line or design, I should be the next most sought after stylist or shoe designer.

Note number two, I bought matte top coat from China Glaze for only rm7.00 Actually it's priced at RM25 plus rm9 shipping, I used the rm27 voucher the seller gave me as an compensation to the lost parcel so just top up the remaining lor.

I know lah, when u read that since she compensated me why I still so kiasu and greedy wanna win the OPI Black Shatter polish right. That is because Black Shatter is LIMITED EDITION and the bottle she's giving out could be the very last bottle on earth!

I'm not exaggerating. I tried every nail salon and beauty houses I could find. ALL SOLD OUT

Anyway this matte top coat is different from other top coat cause it gives a matte finish, meaning no shine shine. It's like a layer of glaze over your regular polish. You can see the colour is like barley water instead of clear transparent..

Here's the difference I googled - normal vs matte. Different brand but same effect...

But I dont know why lar, normally China Glaze polishes are 14ml, but this top coat is only 9.6ml. At first I thought I kena con also, then i googled, it comes in one size only 9.6ml =(

And last random note, I finally tried MACARONES!!!

Strawberry, Passionfruit, Salted Caramel and Peanut butter...

RM3 each from LAVA 1U (opposite cold storage and Daiso). Freaking expensive but that's the cheapest so far in KL/PJ. I saw a cafe in Bangsar Village 2 selling for RM5.

I know lar it's nothing special to you you you who once stayed in Australia or UK or.. outside Malaysia. People here ulu mar okayyyy =/

Call me Kiasu I dont care

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I want that nail polish! If i win i pinjam u use one time hehehhee!!!

thank you!!!

Konichiwa

Hello friends!

It's been long time since i last logged in to this account. That is because google deemed this as a spam blog -_- but i do get alot of spam comments. Anyway it's all good now so nvm.

Today I am going to blog about my menstrual cycle.

If you followed me on Twitter (anyway its on the sidebar) you'd realised I've scolded someone for the inconsiderate and childish opinion. And yes that someone is my dearest bf sad to say -_-" By the way did I mentioned to anyone of you that before he met me he thought period was like peeing, except it's blood? Release when u need to and that's it wtf how I wish it was THAT easy.

People like Bird always say things like "eyer your pussy bleeding. Yucks so dirty" *rolleye Helloooo no period your mother cant get pregnant then you wont be standing here now! You think we dun think its disgusting? You think we like it? You think we enjoy it? Every month okay u think very fun ah?

And for goodness sake. I stained your brand new mattress because IT CAME WHEN I WAS SLEEPING SO OBVIOUSLY WILL LEAK LAH. Did you know how he reacted when he saw the red patch of blood on his bed and on my WHITE PANTS? - Literally jumped up from his chair and stopped his gaming, keep pointing at the red spots and scream "OMG OMG OMG".

Wtf body so big and shows off his muscle everywhere he goes but react like a girl. Really sat lai sai.

And worst of all, I dont know for what reason I puked my lunch out while I was peeing and immediately after that I can feel my brain is like, growing rapidly and the pressure was so great as if it's gonna explode like a balloon anytime soon. Whole body shivered and sweat at the same time. I'd say this is the very worst period I've ever had!

I crawled to bed and lied there till after midnight, when he came back from gym. The moment he opened the door I can hear him say "very smelly very smelly". Because I didnt wash up after puke but how do u expect me to do so I already feel like dying! I dont want to fall in the toilet on the pile of vomit, without any bottom.

And he woke me up forced me to clean up and brush my teeth and also forced me to eat something when I dont even feel hungry. Plus I dont want to puke again lor. And even after cleaning up u know what he say? "i'd kiss ur cheeks but not ur mouth cause got alot bacteria cause u just puked" -_____-

After hearing that literally want to vomit blood i tell u grrrr...

Summor after the vomiting I slept on his sister's bed ma. And I only had the normal ones with me. Usually first day I wear overnight extra long to prevent leak. So, kena his sister's bed again lah. Now my fault wert right!! Kena scold u know.. really too much ah this Fat Wong!

Oh but anyway I'm good now but still careful with what I eat.

Now I rmb. My stomach was empty the entire day till around 5pm i stuffed myself with Auntie Anne's hot dog pretzels and Almond Pretzels. Maybe cause of that lor... possible right?

Louis Vuitton

Me never likey...

Perhaps the bags are just too, vintage looking? Like, the monogram and damier canvas. What so nice?

And of course, second reason is too many fakes out there. No one will know whether you're carrying a real or a fake bag. I pay so much for a bag obviously I want the entire world to know that my bag is authentic original real tulen.

But now, I've found 2 which I like.

LV Annie GM in White Multicoloure

LV Alma in Rose Florentin.

I think this colour is no longer available.

Both also cost above Rm5000. I have expensive taste hahahaha.

You know the usual speedy or neverful cost about RM2000-3000, maybe big ones about rm4000 la. And many many fakes....

Ok in case you dont know which is which - left is speedy right is neverful. And this is Lv's classic monogram canvas. The check type is called damier

Haih, if only i put in so much effort and attention in my studies instead of these -_-

I hate myself sometimes

For being such a lovable person

AHhahahAHhahahahAHAHaHahahaHahaaa!!!

No, but seriously, I really do hate myself especially when the older people (our parents' generation or older) seems to find favour in me. Makes me happy, but uneasy also at the same time. I'm not bragging or what lar, but this is just what I noticed.

And CNY, Bird's parents went back to Penang. His mum came back with a bunch of Angpao for me from his aunts and cousins and even his grandmother! See the impression I made? Oh sigh..

You know I've only me his grandma twice? Actually 3 times la, but the first time Bird didn't introduce me to her. So both times we met at KL, since then she has been sayang-ing me. Oh no 4 times!! It's 4 times...

Maybe cause I very the lovely ah? Or cute? Oh.. maybe I smile or laugh alot hor? HAHAHHA! wtf super tak tau malu...

Actually I perasan-ing la. Given that Bird's her only grandchild in KL and not to mention, he is the only male descendant hahaha, and probably the only girl from KL that spoke to her in Penang Hokkien, how not to remember me right?

Happy CNY 2011

Hello.

How's your CNY? I spent my mornings with my brother, going around walking and eating and we found a very nice french cafe at Bangsar Village 2 that is so relaxing and the pastries/cakes taste super good. But, comes with a heavy price tag. RM3.90 for a macaron FOL!

Btw, the shop's name is T for Two.

I specially bought OPI Russian Navy Suede for CNY

After buying and trying this, I finally know what's the difference between matte and suede. Suede is metallic but without shine/gloss, matte is non metallic without shine/gloss.

Super love the colour! Painted one thumb for show only cause I use this mainly for my toes.

OPIs are great. They are expensive but worth every single penny! Dry fast, great testure, fantastic colour and many many variety of shades.

But one thing about suede nail polishes is that, you MUST MUST MUST apply matte top coat or else it will fade quite easily like, just a few hard rubs on your nail. And never apply the normal top coat cause the suede effect will *poof* turn back to normal effect nail polish.

And one goodie goodie news! I finally got my brown ZARA bag hehehe!

But it's a different shade, the one i initially wanted was more to tan brown, this is new production batch so the brown is of another shade. Nontheless, still love it

Hehehhe so happy clappy! ^^

I wonder if you've seen CCTV Spring Festival Gala on CNY eve? There's this magic show that makes my family's jaws dropped.

The magic show is somewhere at 14" onwards...

Haih, Andre going UK on Wed but the farewell party belum confirm lagi. Kesian Brenda in a way but, he'll be going for only one semester, 4 mths is fast.

Now hor I really hope that Fatty will transfer to Monash Melbourne. He should be left alone in foreign land so he would appreciate his loved ones more and learn to treat them properly. Or at least, show his love in an appropriate manner! GGrrr...

Hello I overslept ytd

I dont know why but my throat seems to be getting worse. This morning I was blessed with a very sexy voice -_- But it went almost back to my normal voice after a 15minutes of gargling salt water.

I dont understand why only throat? I have no flu no fever, just abit of cough because throat's itchy and the only way to relieve itchiness is to cough.

I cooked porridge for myself. Tried quite hard to remember what the Twins' mother had taught me the other day over the phone but i think i screwed up certain part like, forgot to marinate pork ribs. And i dont know why is the porridge gluey (Pardon me i normally cook Teo Chew porridge, which is much watery)

Can someone pls tell me WHY IS KIM KARDASHIAN SO FAMOUS? I did look up on the internet and apparently it's cause her father's a famous lawyer in Tinsletown and her stepfather's an ex-Olympic gold medal athletic. Due to this she knows many other famous people which makes her famous, plus, her sex tape -_-

THATS ALL?!

I believe there must be many other famous lawyer in California and there must be many more other ex athletic or sportsman and not to mention nowadays making ur own sex video is so so so common, but why only Kim Kardashian gets so bloody hell famous?

She is probably pretty, have big boobs and huge ass. She's too short to be a runway model. She cant sing and she doesn't act. And she's not inheriting alot, unlike Paris Hilton or Aerin Lauder.

Why only her?!

Have u seen this have u seen this?

click this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmESxn5wQwM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg

I cant embed the videos.

Bleh!

I skipped class again, cause overslept. I've been oversleeping nowadays and I just cant help it. My body feels so weak and tired and exhausted and lethargic and I'm hungry ALL DAY LONG! Like now and I just had my dinner 45mins ago and 45mins ago I was telling auntie ellie that I feel super full I think I overate again yet 45mins later I'm searching for food already!

Guess I need to start eating healthy and more nutritious food. And also, learn to boil some herbal soup.

I'm buying a few OPIs from Nail Fiesta.

Black Shatter from Katy Perry/Serena Williams Collection

And this black is not any other black because it cracks automatically and you'll get this effect:

Second bottle's from Katy Perry Collection - Last Friday Night.

(See that ring finger. Cool right?)

Both RM33 only. So cheap right? But the two bottles are pre-order, have to wait for a week or two.

And I also ordered OPI top and base coat. I tried too damn many drug store brands and nothing is ever good enough.

This is ready stock, but will receive it together with Black Shatter and Last Friday Night cause, save money on postage ma! RM35 each.

I'm thinking whether I should buy one or two bottle of matte or suede finish polish. It's something different and naisssss...

2011 feels like 2010

This is my cousin's daughter, jayda. Super cute i tell u ^^ and surprisingly look a lot like my aunt.

I dont know if I'm getting older or what lah, I realised I dont hate babies that much anymore.

This is my another aunt's new man, which is also my cousin Justin's new father.

My aunt, Jayda's grandma, posted this picture on FB, and my other cousin who was supposed to be the bridesmaid msged asking my aunt, Jayda's grandma, who's this white man...

There's alot I want to say lar, but I dont know how to say or how to start. Whatever lah, old people's business we young people shut up only lor... hor.

Bang Kok

I was told that Bangkok means "Village of Olives" on the tour to the floating market but now the Thais call Bangkok... erm, Krong Tip or something, which means City of Angels.

If you think that I have bought alot of stuff back and expecting to get something, then sorry you are wrong. Because yours truly here only managed to find and bought A DRESS from JJ Mall. I seriously dont know whether to laugh or to cry

Chatuchak was supposedly a place for me to shop and Bird's mum and dad purposely reserve a day for me to go to this weekend market cause I have yet to buy anything from anywhere. Instead of me sapu-ing stuff, his dad did. He bought 4 polo tee at RM28 each, 5 ties at RM1 each -__- and 4 pairs of socks for RM10.

The dress I bought was RM32. Originally RM39 but I negotiated a bit, I know I could get even cheaper if I were to bargain harder but I was already quite devastated and tired so I gave in.

When we arrive at Chatuchak, everyone was just started to set up their stores cause his dad dragged us out of our bed at 8am and summor complained that we're all late and slow, but manatau, we were way too early. And, we went to the WRONG SECTION. Instead of clothing, we spent half the day walking through rows and rows of decoratives, statues, furnitures etc T_T

Overall, Bangkok is so much nicer than KL, so much cleaner. If you're interested in shopping, i'd advice you not to go new malls like Erawan, Paragon, Amarin.. cause these are the high high high high end mall.

We stayed in Silom, which was an Indian town. It's like Bricksfield, but better and more neat. The hotel also full of indians, they even have one section of breakfast specially for vegetarian Indians -_-

I'm heading north on Wed!

Plan fixed, it's Bangkok!!!

But instead of coming back on the 1st, I will be back only on the 2nd which is Sunday -_- Hate to miss Sunday service but what to do, the parents told Bird to ask if I'm ok with coming back on Sunday and he forgot to ask me and so the parents assume that I'm ok then booked the tickets and everything else. Just only I found out.. damn geram!

Anyway one happifying thing is, wasai no need go Tiger Temple anymore!!!

Bird's mum wanted to see the tigers and she said can see in Bangkok, and she told me monks take care of the tigers. All I had in my mind was like some parade show in Genting or Sunway Lagoon where the cats were heavily chained.

Regardless of... anything, I dont like this activity lar.

So upon further look up on the internet, wtf, the tigers are kept in temple (fml #1) and apparently roam freely in the area (fml #2) and taken care by monks (fml#3) and the temple is 4-5 hrs drive away from Bangkok city centre (fml #4).

Then I check more, ok, it seems that ever since there's a significant growth in the number of visitors the tigers are kept in cages most of the time and leached to a monk for their daily walk, that's when tourist are allowed to pet them take pictures with them or even feed them.

The more I check the more I scream FML. Because, Bird's mum initially thought that she will be able to see tigers in Bangkok itself but the truth is you will have to arrange private tour at the floating market to the whatever province which is border to Myanmar (fml #5 who knows maybe suddenly the Burmese decided to hijack our car). Entrance fee to the temple itself costs 600baht (fml #6 eventhough not I pay) and transportation of course, charged separately.

Most FML part is, tour, of course they have their own schedule... since the place is far so, they will pick you up from your hotel at 5am (fml #7), some schedule will bring you to floating market to buy breakfast FOR THE MONKS then around 7.30am you will EAT BREAKFAST WITH MONKS. Some schedule starts later, around 8-9am, reach the temple about noon, AND YOU WILL EAT LUNCH WITH MONKS. So this will be fml #8

Dont get me wrong, I am not against any botak heads. Just, I've not been to ANY temples before and ... dont say I christian lah, will you free thinkers or buddist even sit down eat with monks? Ok, maybe you dont mind but most ppl I know surely would choose not to...

I still remember 2 yrs back during the trip to Penang/Langkawi, his dad actually wanted to bring the sister's then-bf and family to Batu Caves to .. see monkeys I think? The plan was eventually cancelled due to time constrain but this Bird lar big mouth go ask the parents why change plan then the mum n sis talk and talk and in the end his dad decided to resume the plan -_- I can still rmb I cried and cried and cried as if I've just been raped, even though I didnt step down was in the car the entire time (but the car is in the temple's premise!!) cause really, HAVEN BEEN TO TEMPLE BEFORE!

So I told Bird bout the eating with monks part and I couldn't help but to laugh out really loud at his reaction "F*** man I'm staying in hotel not going to eat with monk" and apparently I will have to stay with him if the parents were to go.. First of all, I'm not even interested in seeing tigers and I am sure that the parents will not force us to go with them. I'd rather go underwater world haha!

Oh well, thank God that the mother lost her appetite for tigers as soon as she gets my sms. *relieve

[really, I dont mean to offend your religion or priest in any other ways. ]

jingle gle gle *crack*

Hello.

How's your Christmas?

Most people spend the day either with their better half or family. Me? My family chose to sleep throughout the day, so did my fat bf. He woke up only at 4.15pm, and sleep again at 7pm till 8.15pm...

I spent 3/4 of my day stoning and wondering what to do what can i do what i have to do what should i do. -___-

Worst Xmas ever!!! So freaking lonely.... I think those old ppl in old folks home get more fun than I had..

It's Xmas Eve

And I'm bored to death. The only thing I look forward to is probably church.

Finally tried Snowflake, the Taiwanese Dessert. What so special?! Just cincau, and some ice and some sugar syrup and some dunno what balls. -___-

Anyway Bird told me he has paid deposit of RM150 for Miniature Schnauzer. I dont know if it's meant to be a surprise but it did surprise me and thank goodness he didn't pick the dog straight, without me.

Reason being:

1) I planning to break up ma. Then now he suddenly buy me a dog means i cannot break up now and even if we manage to break up it'd hurt HUNDRED TIMES more!!!

2) I'm very particular one! I want specific colour and the silver+white MS is not easy to get, even if there were any it may not be a male (becuz new dog is suppose to teman Max also lar I wouldn't want my puppy to conceive some mix breed pups that'd look weird).

The normal MS you see anywhere is salt and pepper which is darker grey + white, too common, I dont want!

Can see the difference? The second picture is not so dark, some MS are really dark like almost black that kind...

3) Own self haven kao tim suddenly have to take care of a dog. Not easy one you know, caring teaching grooming feeding.. need a lot of time and effort! Not to mention I want my dog to attend obedience classes and maybe agility class all these need money one ok!

On top of it, MS grooming a bit mafan, you'll need to bring to professional groomers and each time cost about RM100 but of cause no need bring every month lar, once every 3 mths also need money mar! And I very ambitious one ok. I want to groom my dog as if I'm preparing him for competition and that means more expensive grooming...

Luckily Bird said can take back deposit one lar cause the breeder is a friend's friend. But RM150 only is not much also cause I know most breeders collect RM500 for deposit but again, that is not a way to waste money also. RM150 can buy 3 pairs of heels from Vincci liao...

I've cut flat fringe again =D

晨早站在街， 残过有二奶

Watching the new TVB Drama Show Me The Happy, the beginning part damn funny lar hahaha!!

I'll be going to Bangkok somewhere near New Year. Yah, with Bird's parents.

I cant say that I didn't expect the mum to ask. I mean, part of me sort of know that she will ask if I want to go but this time she didnt ask. The parents JUST BOOKED FOR ME and expected me to go along, out of the blue just asked for my passport number because they want to book flight ticket.

I really dont know to cry or to laugh. Really!! I dont really feel I deserve such erm, blessing. But on the other hand it feels good to know that someone showering you with love. I'm in a huge dilemma now cause.. aiya cause I have my worries lah, told Angela only so far.

Initially when I was just preparing and waiting for his mum to ask me I really intended to tell her that I am not going because, aiya, just went Pangkor, bu hao yi si wan lor. But the parents just INFORMED me that they have booked the hotel room so means if cancel then the deposit will be forfeited, and his dad is the type that likes to stay in posh hotels. Means, losing a lot of money unnecessarily.

Go feel bad, dont go feel bad also. Wtf lah!

Blessed Christmas

I hate gamblers. I am super duper happy to see you lose.

Hope you'll lose it ALLLL...

When is my turn to get love letters?

Wow have you seen Euric's proposal picures on FB?

I WANT ALSO!!!!!

=((((((((((((((((

It'd be nicer if he were to carry this bag

And then pull out the flower and ring from the bag. HAHAHAHAHA (cuz I like this bag lol)

I had a feeling that IF Bird everrrr gonna propose it'll be super laopeh, probably at mamak with a big bunch of stupid smokers and gamblers and roti canai and teh ice as witnesses, or he may even do it right outside his toilet with a ring made of toilet rolls... -_-

IF lah. But really on a serious note, I dont feel there's a future for us. Sometimes people says girls think alot blablabla but really in this kind of situation you either know for sure or not sure/IDK. At first I dont know I didn't think bout it at all but after 3 yrs, which is now, I know for sure.

The other day he was saying he knows I want someone more romantic and kononnya will try and learn up some tricks so I asked him how, you know what stupid answer he gave me?

"I will bring you out eat what you like and eat candle light dinner more often and buy you things that you like and we go holiday every year.... "

FML!!!

How is that romantic?!?!?!!! Romantic not necessary must spend alot money one lor just need more effort thats all!!!

And ytd night I told him that I know for sure I need and I want someone more mature someone who knows how to take care of ppl, instead of me keeping taking care of others. I said I wanted someone more reliable.

I told him very directly that he doesn't have all these stuff, maybe someday when he start to work when he gain more life experiences and grow.

So in the end I asked you understand or not?

"Yes i do. You want me to go work so I can give you more financial security.."

FML MAX MAN!!! Did I say anything bout I want a rich bf? NO RIGHT?! HOW THE HELL HE INTERPRET WHAT I TOLD HIM AS FINANCIAL SECURITY?!?!!

Oh anyway i want to buy

Either one lah but expensive oh! RM250 for a cosmetic bag T____T but it matches my bag but I can buy so many other stuff with RM250...