big things comes in small packages

The reason why i did not attend clo's granny's sitting session..

After church service.

me: eh di, chloe's grandma's sitting at court 10. angela tell wan.
dad: who tell angela wan??
me: chloe la..
dad: who'd chloe??
me:...
dad: oh..ya ya ya i know who edi..k u wanna go??
me: if u all dun mind then i wan la..
dad: k la. can la. go now lo..

*dad driving... (50 KM/J) everyone in the car was fruz..cuz we using HIGHWAY!!

suddenly..

me: eh di, where are we going? i tot u say wanna go Subang?
Dad: aiya ya lo hor..
me:...
dad: nvm la. eat first la. then only go.
me: up to u all lo.. can go there can edi.
dad: k.. go eat where??
mum: why dont u ask, wat u all wann aeat?
dad: wat u ppl wanna eat?
me: i dun mind. anything is fine with me.
mum: then go eat shit la!
me: mi ah!..why liddat wan oh...
mum: ya ma.. u say anything is fine with u ma...
brother: go taman megah la.
me: ya taman megah. i wanna eat the korean spicy ramen..
dad: owiz eat hot and spicy food.
me: i like ma..

* korean stall close liao. Close as in Closed Forever! sad!!

after finishing food..

dad: k..now we go subang ya.
me: YES!!!

*driving driving..

me: eh di, why are we going back home?? not go subang meh?!?!
dad: aiyo..forget again..
mum: *woke up. Ur father is REALLY old liao!!
dad: old ur head la. where got old.
me: admit it la dad.. haiyo.
brother and sister: *woke up. *slimbering..ya lo ya lo. daddy old edi ah..
brother: peng ah..all your fault la. faster get ur lisence la haiyo. i kenot tahan slow driving anymore la..
mum*laugh

sorry clo. i missed out the peanuts and jelly and drinks. ish ish